Excerpts from Sunday night's card game (belated post):

"He's a confident heterosexual paleontologist. She's an arthritic bounty-hunting stonecutter. They fight crime!" -Norah and Jory.
"I'm SCUMTASTIC!" -Norah and Cole.
"Your existence is amusing to me." -Norah to Eric.
"Merchant Lovers Rule!" -Norah and Alex.
"About that green discharge..." -Jory.
"Four twelves! And a nine! And an eight! And a pox on your houses!" -Jory.
"Pour your beer and bake your bread, yes... but shuffle your damnable deck I will not." -Jory.
"He STOLE MY DALMUTI!" -Eric.
"God hates you. Yes, yes he does! He told me." -Jory.

"Don't play with my pence!"
"Pants?"
"Pence."
"He's trying to get your pence in your pants!"
"He's trying to pay you early." -Norah, Jory, Lindsay.

"Alex was coming over to take me sledding..."
"Slutting?"
"Sledding! So I'm putting on my boots..."
"Boobs?!"
"BOOTS!"
"Good God, woman... ENUNCIATE!" -Norah and Jory.